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Music From The Middle Ages

by Flat White

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1.
Eins!Zwei!Drei!FEAR! 1,2,3,4 Think you know me? Know we well? Ever since speak & spell Dragged me down a dirty path Ten years go by Til’ I can laugh Stand at the front & count to ten Piss running down my leg again I was so scared I could barely cry Bent my finger back I really tried. 5,6,7,8 I could never integrate Square peg in a round hole Goal Hanger was my foot-ball role I wished I was The Boy From Space I wished I’d never Had to go to that place Tom Brown’s Schooldays Was my life. Eins!Zwei!Drei!FEAR!
2.
Cats...Eyes...REMOVED!
3.
Chigga-Chum (Works For You) Chigga Chum, works for you Always been that way Chigga chum it works for you If you change It will slip away Chigga chum, works for you It’s A, it’s B, It’s C Chigga chum works for you But never drop the D Don’t rock the boat Don’t rock the boat baby Don’t rock the boat no way Don’t rock the boat Don’t rock the boat baby You’re better off this way Deep in my castle (I’m free) Deep in my castle (I’m free) Away with the fairies (I’m free). Chigga Chum, it works for you Each & every day Chigga chum, works for you In everything you do & say Chigga Chum is the light, The wisdom & the way Chigga Chum does the do Everytime you pick up & play Don’t rock the boat, Don’t rock the boat baby Don’t rock the boat no way Don’t rock the boat Don’t rock the boat baby Or your friends will slip away Deep in my castle (I’m free) Deep in my castle (I’m free) Away with the fairies (I’m free).
4.
Brief Encounter Surfing my pornography On a Tuesday night A message came in from Diss way Gave me an awful fright A young lady by the name of Sandra Asked if I felt alright And would I like to come over And fuck her this very night She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me” Come on over baby & give it to me! (Uh Huh!) My heart was beating in my chest As I clicked upon the ‘X’ I like the pretty pictures But I’m not here for sex I’m sure Sandra is a lovely girl A credit to her nation But I’m not up for a fling Merely masturbation She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me” I’m a happily married man I love my wife very much And so I had to refuse Sandra’s offer Of a tender touch I’m sure she is a sweetheart A credit to her nation, But I had to decline, And I closed the application. She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me” Come on over baby & give it to me! (Uh Huh!) Chooga Chooga Chooga!
5.
"For Your Dreams"
6.
Gantlin’ Neck Beat one wife son, Pick another Two face hick boy Pig fucker Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta neck Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta…! VHS -Porn fest Get the boys round Country file P****file Dirty fuckers abound. Country code Shoot that load We get up early every day You keep it inside son Keep it inside Always been this way Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta neck Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta neck Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta neck Gotta lotta neck son Gotta lotta neck.
7.
Ilford Island Oh, take me back to Ilford Island Cos, that’s the place where I belong At the least let me go, down to Dagenham I’ve been away for far too long I was born in Ilford Island Where the streetlamps are the sun They took me to the country Where I didn’t know anyone I’ve been here for a while now Y’know that I try to get along But somethin’s always pulling me back To Essex Island IG1 Well, I’m thinkin’ of going to Braintree Where I could raise my family It ain’t that greater place I admit But at least they talk like me So, take me back to Ilford Island Cos, that’s the place where I belong At the very least let me go to Dagenham I’ve been away for far too long.
8.
Billy’s Kaleidoscope I wonder what it was like To be high as a kite Each & every day To sit & to mope Like a dope on a rope (And the doctors defend, to the bitterest end) -Billy’s kaleidoscope Were the visions sublime? The slowing of time As you starved your brain to death How did you cope? Like a dope on a rope (Still the doctors defend, to the bitterest end) -Billy’s kaleidoscope Was it fuel for your dreams As you came apart at the seams? And the darkness descended on you Were you glad to depend, As you slipped ‘round the bend (how can the doctors still defend?) -Billy’s kaleidoscope.
9.
Mystery Machine Hitch a ride in a warm taxi Catch a ride on the magic bus You take the pill - Ya know what I mean? Take a ride on the mystery machine Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah There’s no escape, there’s no way out A brave new world is all about See the shape…Of things to come Laugh til you cry – Ain’t it fun? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah (I don’t really know what’s happening to me… I’m hearing colours….& seeing sounds….) Kick ass- Acid dreams Strange places & stranger things Just got back - The things I seen I took a ride in the mystery machine Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah
10.
Thank You, Goodbye Thank you, goodbye Thank you, goodbye We hope you’ve had a lovely time Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye You’re always welcome anytime Thank you good bye We can play on the trains Or maybe take the bus You can stay as long as you like There’s no rush. Thank you, goodbye Thank you, goodbye We hope you’ve had a lovely time Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye You’re always welcome anytime Thank you good bye There’s nothing I like better than when you Take me by the hand I never have to ask for it The feelings really grand Thank you, goodbye Thank you, goodbye We hope you’ve had a lovely time Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye Thank you goodbye You’re always welcome anytime See you soon, goodbye.
11.
Do-able Barkers Poor little Geek Boy Into Doctor Who What did they ever do to you? BBC Bar & a pint of lager Just another Do-able Barker Never could be Any other way Never could be Any other way Never could be Any other way Swapshop jumper Big bad beard I’m the producer & I’m to be feared Sordid Story of an eighties saga Was it all about doing the do-able Barker? And as the budget got lower & lower And as the ratings got lower & lower And as standards got lower & lower What would Billy H. Say?? Never could be Any other way Never could be Any other way Never could be Any other way

about

The debut Flat White album “Music From The Middle Ages” was released on Monday 14th March 2016 via Noisetrade.

Recorded during downtime at gcw’s Barnham Broom Road Studios between 2015 & 2016. One track ‘Ilford Island’ was recorded live at the BierKiller Club in Hamburg during a riotous gig which resulted in arrests for drunken behaviour when G.Weevil assaulted a member of the audience for heckling his harmonica playing.

The album’s subjects cover the misery of school, fear of change, the perils of late night masturbation, the dark seedy underbelly of country life, addiction to prescription drugs & the ecstacy of non-prescription ones.

Oh, and alleged sexual abuse on the set of 1980’s Doctor Who.

Originally released to near total apathy, Music From the Middle Ages rears its ugly, yet strangely charming head once again via Bandcamp.

credits

released February 10, 2017

G.Weevil -Keyboards, beats, shouting, singing, talking, bass,double bass, guitars, toys, banjo, stylophone,& anything else laying around.

Phyllis Stein - Throat action & Counselling.

Siri - Additional Throat Action

Hugo Furst - Visuals

Produced by gcw . Recorded November 2015-March 2016 at Barnham Broom Road Studios, Wymondham, Norfolk.'Ilford Island' recorded live July17th 2015 at the BierKiller Club, Hamburg, Germany.

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Flat White UK

Flat White was created by Singer/Songwriter gcw in 2007 when he became bored with being 'gcw'.

Six albums and lotsa mayhem followed until he became lonely and recruited Rixy to make the critically acclaimed 'Misfits' in 2021..

Flat White became a Trio with the recruitment of Drummer Dave Dowdeswell-Allaway in 2022.

New album 'Zeitgeist' is coming sooooon.

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