1. |
Einz!Swei!Drei!FEAR!
01:16
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Eins!Zwei!Drei!FEAR!
1,2,3,4
Think you know me?
Know we well?
Ever since speak & spell
Dragged me down a dirty path
Ten years go by
Til’ I can laugh
Stand at the front & count to ten
Piss running down my leg again
I was so scared I could barely cry
Bent my finger back
I really tried.
5,6,7,8
I could never integrate
Square peg in a round hole
Goal Hanger was my foot-ball role
I wished I was The Boy From Space
I wished I’d never
Had to go to that place
Tom Brown’s Schooldays
Was my life.
Eins!Zwei!Drei!FEAR!
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2. |
Cats Eyes Removed
03:27
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Cats...Eyes...REMOVED!
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3. |
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Chigga-Chum (Works For You)
Chigga Chum, works for you
Always been that way
Chigga chum it works for you
If you change
It will slip away
Chigga chum, works for you
It’s A, it’s B, It’s C
Chigga chum works for you
But never drop the D
Don’t rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat baby
Don’t rock the boat no way
Don’t rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat baby
You’re better off this way
Deep in my castle
(I’m free)
Deep in my castle
(I’m free)
Away with the fairies
(I’m free).
Chigga Chum, it works for you
Each & every day
Chigga chum, works for you
In everything you do & say
Chigga Chum is the light,
The wisdom & the way
Chigga Chum does the do
Everytime you pick up & play
Don’t rock the boat,
Don’t rock the boat baby
Don’t rock the boat no way
Don’t rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat baby
Or your friends will slip away
Deep in my castle
(I’m free)
Deep in my castle
(I’m free)
Away with the fairies
(I’m free).
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4. |
Brief Encounter
02:10
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Brief Encounter
Surfing my pornography
On a Tuesday night
A message came in from Diss way
Gave me an awful fright
A young lady by the name of Sandra
Asked if I felt alright
And would I like to come over
And fuck her this very night
She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me”
Come on over baby & give it to me!
(Uh Huh!)
My heart was beating in my chest
As I clicked upon the ‘X’
I like the pretty pictures
But I’m not here for sex
I’m sure Sandra is a lovely girl
A credit to her nation
But I’m not up for a fling
Merely masturbation
She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me”
I’m a happily married man
I love my wife very much
And so I had to refuse Sandra’s offer
Of a tender touch
I’m sure she is a sweetheart
A credit to her nation,
But I had to decline,
And I closed the application.
She said: “I’ll heart you, you heart me”
Come on over baby & give it to me!
(Uh Huh!)
Chooga Chooga Chooga!
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5. |
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"For Your Dreams"
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6. |
Gantlin' Neck
00:51
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Gantlin’ Neck
Beat one wife son,
Pick another
Two face hick boy
Pig fucker
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta neck
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta…!
VHS -Porn fest
Get the boys round
Country file
P****file
Dirty fuckers abound.
Country code
Shoot that load
We get up early every day
You keep it inside son
Keep it inside
Always been this way
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta neck
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta neck
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta neck
Gotta lotta neck son
Gotta lotta neck.
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7. |
Ilford Island
03:44
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Ilford Island
Oh, take me back to Ilford Island
Cos, that’s the place where I belong
At the least let me go, down to Dagenham
I’ve been away for far too long
I was born in Ilford Island
Where the streetlamps are the sun
They took me to the country
Where I didn’t know anyone
I’ve been here for a while now
Y’know that I try to get along
But somethin’s always pulling me back
To Essex Island IG1
Well, I’m thinkin’ of going to Braintree
Where I could raise my family
It ain’t that greater place I admit
But at least they talk like me
So, take me back to Ilford Island
Cos, that’s the place where I belong
At the very least let me go to Dagenham
I’ve been away for far too long.
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8. |
Billy's Kaleidoscope
01:40
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Billy’s Kaleidoscope
I wonder what it was like
To be high as a kite
Each & every day
To sit & to mope
Like a dope on a rope
(And the doctors defend, to the bitterest end)
-Billy’s kaleidoscope
Were the visions sublime?
The slowing of time
As you starved your brain to death
How did you cope?
Like a dope on a rope
(Still the doctors defend, to the bitterest end)
-Billy’s kaleidoscope
Was it fuel for your dreams
As you came apart at the seams?
And the darkness descended on you
Were you glad to depend,
As you slipped ‘round the bend
(how can the doctors still defend?)
-Billy’s kaleidoscope.
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9. |
Mystery Machine
02:53
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Mystery Machine
Hitch a ride in a warm taxi
Catch a ride on the magic bus
You take the pill - Ya know what I mean?
Take a ride on the mystery machine
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah
There’s no escape, there’s no way out
A brave new world is all about
See the shape…Of things to come
Laugh til you cry – Ain’t it fun?
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah
(I don’t really know what’s happening to me… I’m hearing colours….& seeing sounds….)
Kick ass- Acid dreams
Strange places & stranger things
Just got back - The things I seen
I took a ride in the mystery machine
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah
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10. |
Thank You, Goodbye
01:25
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Thank You, Goodbye
Thank you, goodbye
Thank you, goodbye
We hope you’ve had a lovely time
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
You’re always welcome anytime
Thank you good bye
We can play on the trains
Or maybe take the bus
You can stay as long as you like
There’s no rush.
Thank you, goodbye
Thank you, goodbye
We hope you’ve had a lovely time
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
You’re always welcome anytime
Thank you good bye
There’s nothing I like better than when you
Take me by the hand
I never have to ask for it
The feelings really grand
Thank you, goodbye
Thank you, goodbye
We hope you’ve had a lovely time
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
Thank you goodbye
You’re always welcome anytime
See you soon, goodbye.
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Do-able Barkers
Poor little Geek Boy
Into Doctor Who
What did they ever do to you?
BBC Bar & a pint of lager
Just another Do-able Barker
Never could be
Any other way
Never could be
Any other way
Never could be
Any other way
Swapshop jumper
Big bad beard
I’m the producer & I’m to be feared
Sordid Story of an eighties saga
Was it all about doing the do-able Barker?
And as the budget got lower & lower
And as the ratings got lower & lower
And as standards got lower & lower
What would Billy H. Say??
Never could be
Any other way
Never could be
Any other way
Never could be
Any other way
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Flat White UK
Flat White was created by Singer/Songwriter gcw in 2007 when he became bored with being
'gcw'.
Six albums and lotsa mayhem followed until he became lonely and recruited Rixy to make the critically acclaimed 'Misfits' in 2021..
Flat White became a Trio with the recruitment of Drummer Dave Dowdeswell-Allaway in 2022.
New album 'Zeitgeist' is coming sooooon.
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