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IT (A Short Album About Sex)

by Flat White

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1.
Are You Getting It? 01:25
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Are You Getting It? “Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in?” Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Some people are getting it But most go without Sex is what we are talking about Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Sticky & sweet Or trite & in error In ecstacy or cold gut terror Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? It’s everywhere you look But nowhere to be found The world is quite different To what’s touted around Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Itchy n’scratchy Not magazine smooth Too much friction To get in the groove Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you getting it? Are you getting it in? Are you?
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Hand & Pornography 02:20
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PC World 02:20
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PC World I love you, yes I love you In a pale & pastel way I love you, yes I love you I would not defile you in any way It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want Except the one thing that you want I need you, yes I need you In a deeply wicked way I need you, yes I need you Yet I am always turned away It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want Except the one thing you want If I was to lay my hand On your peachy knee Would you reciprocate my advance Or turn and run away from me I am lustful, I am lustful To my very deepest shame I am lustful, I am lustful Sexually insane It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want Except the one thing you want I love you, yes I love you In a pink & pastel way I love you, yes I love you But It’s a PC World We live in today.
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Ronnie's Roving Hands (Touchy Feely) 03:30
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Ronnie’s Roving Hands (Touchy Feely) Ronnie loves the women And they all love him At least that what he thinks Nudge nudge, wink wink, Nudge nudge wink As his hands walk all over them Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s Roving hands Ronnie’s 56, in June, 57 The girls didn’t make this sort of fuss Back in 1987 Nudge nudge, wink wink, Nudge nudge wink He just doesn’t understand Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s Roving hands The girls all know What Ronnie’s like They avoid him on their own But still he gets a feel in While they’re on the telephone Nudge nudge, wink wink, Nudge nudge wink Ronnie’s on the case Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s Roving hands Ronnie has been warned But the message doesn’t get through The girls all think a written warning Is long overdue Nudge nudge, wink wink, Nudge nudge wink Ronnie’s in a spot of bother Ronnie’s wife just looks away Turns the other cheek “You won’t change him now” she says He’s always been weak Nudge nudge, wink wink, Nudge nudge wink Robbie’s out of time Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s Roving hands Ronnie gets home late from work To find his wife has gone away He just can’t understand it It wasn’t like this, Back in the day. Nudge nudge wink wink Nudge nudge wink Ronnies’ home alone Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s Roving hands Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely Ronnie’s all alone
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#metoo 02:41
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#metoo I come alive when you tell me your woes There’s no such thing as an average Joe You’re not ok whatever you say You’re a sad little puppy In every way #metoo,#metoo Let me in I wanna empathise With your hurt I will sympathise Don’t you ever let it go Because I’m here now to share the show #metoo,#metoo Cut me in on the misery stakes One & all are genuine There’s no fakes I’m a bloodsucker but you’d never know And I’m gonna have a bit of your tale to go #metoo,#metoo You’re post traumatic Six months gone I was a victim too, you’re not the only one I’m not gonna let you have your day Unless I get mine along the way #metoo,#metoo I want a slice of you, I want in You gotta share out your everything Everything that happened to you Happened to me too Oh hash, oh hash, oh hash me too! #metoo,#metoo
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Harriet's Harassment 02:20
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Harriet’s Harassment A new girl’s sitting in her chair Now Harriet’s not here Personnel have filed it So let’s not go there Mondays are bad enough No need to drag everyone down Why bring it up again Now Harriet’s not around You know what girls are like They just can’t take a joke It’s just blokes, being blokes The new girl seems alright Let’s hope she will stay If Harriet was that bothered Then why didn’t she just say? Now everyone’s all quiet like More than a little brought down It doesn’t seem the same round here Now no-one can play the clown You know what girls are like They just can’t take a joke It’s just blokes, being blokes The new girl’s looking tasty I reckon she’s alright If she didn’t want a pat Why wear her skirt so tight? She’s quite a little looker Maybe I’ll try a little charm She’s nothing much like Harriet What could be the harm? You know what girls are like They just can’t take a joke It’s just blokes, being blokes You know what girls are like They just can’t take a joke It’s just blokes, being blokes That’s all.
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Peeping Tom 02:45
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Peeping Tom I wake in the morning Peel back the curtains to greet the dawn The lights are on across the way And lo! There is a pair of tits Staring back at me across the lawn You, looking at me, looking at you Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it? I really should be pious I know I should desist But let’s be honest A man is a man is a man is man And it’s so hard to resist You, looking at me, looking at you Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it? Now you’ve come to my attention How can I look away? Are you waving or are you dancer? In your bathroom across the way You, looking at me, looking at you Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it? These estates are so packed these days Every ones on top of one another Is it any wonder We are gawping at each other You, looking at me, looking at you Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it? Each morning I awake And hope that I will see her But if she’s staring back at me Is it Peeping Tom Or Peeping Thomasina? You, looking at me, looking at you Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
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Seniors 02:32
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Seniors Do old people have sex Like the youngsters do? Do old people make love Like we used to do I really wanna know I wish I knew If the kids get to do it And the Seniors too Then why can’t the middle aged Get some too? I’ve searched the internet To find what they do There’s plenty of sex But no answers for you I really wanna know I wish I knew If the kids get to do it And the Seniors too Then why can’t the middle aged Get some too? I know less now Than I did when young I just don’t understand Where I went wrong I really wanna know I wish I knew If the kids get to do it And the Seniors too Then why can’t the middle aged Get some too? Everyone’s talking But nothing gets said About the chilly middle part Of the marital bed I really wanna know I wish I knew If the kids get to do it And the Seniors too Then why can’t the middle aged Get some too? GUITAR …! I guess there’s no answers Just questions that’s all Just a generation Left with sweet fuck all I’m not mean’t to know But I wish I knew If the kids get to do it And the Seniors too Then why can’t the middle aged Get some too?
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Waiting For Robbie 03:18
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Waiting For Robbie She’s waiting for Robbie To sweep her away No-one else will do So put your charm away Waiting for Robbie He’s coming someday Keep dreaming the dream Until the dream is today Could it ever become a reality? Oh, Caroline no What goes on up there? God only knows She’s waiting for Robbie Because he is the best She’s not going to settle For anything less Waiting for Robbie He’s been taking his time But he’s gonna be worth it When he’s by her side Could it ever become a reality? Oh, Caroline no What goes on up there? God only knows She’s waiting for Robbie Because he’s toned & he’s trim No other man alive Can ever compete with him He’s everything she wants No other will do She be waiting for Robbie All her life through Could it ever become a reality? Oh, Caroline no What goes on up there? God only knows Waiting for Robbie They tease her & they say “You’re wasting your time, Secretly he’s gay” But she won’t listen to gossip And keeps suitors at bay She’ll be waiting for Robbie Until the end of her days
10.
Is It Wild? 03:33
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Is It Wild? Is it wild? Or is it mild? When you slip into your bed? If I could lift the roofs Off all the houses The secrecy unsaid Is it wild? Or is it mild? Is it all really in your head? Lies & braggadocio Nothing like what you said Is it wild? Or is it mild? Fantastic voyage of self deception A web of ‘fibs’ & chest beating To satisfy the men Is it wild Or is it lies Is it nothing like reality? Based on a world That is decaying more & more everyday If we could open up the curtains I’m sure that we would see That the stories that get told Are nothing like you & me I wish that we could tell At least something like the truth So we all know what sex is really like After our youth Is it wild? Or is it mild? When you slip into your bed? Or are all those stories Really just in your head?
11.
Soft Eddie 01:02
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Soft Eddie He’s a Tinder Type, left swipe That Soft Eddie He’s fifty if he’s a day, and it shows - Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie He’s been doggin’ me Doggin’ me That Soft Eddie Even through the window glass Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie He’s texted me again, That’s four times tonight That Soft Eddie He should see a doctor To put it right Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie He likes to have a drink, or two That Soft Eddie Well he’d better harden up If he wants a drink From my cup That Soft Eddie. Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie How can you expect to have a sup If you can’t get it up? Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie.
12.
Boys 02:45
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Boys Boys… We had it all and we blew it We were living the dream and we knew it We were so cocksure about it Boys… We’re losing the plot Boys… We’re losing the lot Boys… Keep swinging Boys… In the Brave New World Boys… We had a good run admit it Good game, good game we did it Bad ‘On the Buses’ bin it Boys… We’re losing the plot Boys… We’re losing the lot Boys… Keep swinging Boys… In the Brave New World Boys… It’s a new world believe it We don’t call the shots get it? If it were football we’d be relegated Boys… We’re losing the plot Boys… We’re losing the lot Boys… Keep swinging Boys… In the Brave New World Boys… It’s a different world today Better learn how to walk again And do it better this time Boys… We’re losing the plot Boys… We’re losing the lot Boys… Keep swinging Boys… In the Brave New World Boys…. We’re all feeling the pinch a little Life now seems so fickle Boys…. Only got ourselves to blame We had it all but we’re losing the plot We thought we’d sussed it but we’re losing the lot Took our eye off the ball And the game has changed forever Boys…

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The fifth album from Flat White

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released January 1, 2019

Gary Cole-Wilkin-Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Acoustic & Double Bass, Keyboards, Percussion, Beats, Words, Oh, allsorts really.
Mark Jolley - Violin
Soozy - Venom
Philip Lewis-Jones- Additional Vocals

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Flat White was created by Singer/Songwriter gcw in 2007 when he became bored with being 'gcw'.

Six albums and lotsa mayhem followed until he became lonely and recruited Rixy to make the critically acclaimed 'Misfits' in 2021..

Flat White became a Trio with the recruitment of Drummer Dave Dowdeswell-Allaway in 2022.

New album 'Zeitgeist' is coming sooooon.

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