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Misfits

by Flat White

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1.
Sweet Rock n’ Roll (Born Late ’66) “Yeah, ‘Course I was born late ’66 so I got to grow up with..Um, you might call them the classics…..Of Rock n’Roll, Mott The Hoople, T-Rex, Marc Bolan..Right through to the early 80’s and again in the 90’s, I suppose you could say I grew up in the Golden Age Of Rock n’Roll…” You been my Mother, You been my Dad You were the Brother - I found I had Oh, Oh, The highs & lows Oh, Oh Sweet Rock n’Roll Sometimes we argue Sometimes we fight Sometimes you know best Sometimes I’m right Oh, Oh, The highs & lows Oh, Oh Sweet Rock n’Roll You’re no lady But I like your style I been hangin’with you now For some little while Even when I’m tired And you’re on my back I can’t leave I’ll always take you back You’re the sister I still talk to You’re the (Second) best Friend I ever knew Oh, Oh, The highs & lows Oh, Oh Sweet Rock n’Roll If I want a shot When I feel blue? You’re the answer - I turn to you Oh, Oh, The highs & lows Oh, Oh Sweet Rock n’Roll You’re no lady But I like your style I been hangin’with you now For some little while Even when I’m tired And you’re on my back I can’t leave I’ll always take you back Oh, Oh, The highs & lows Oh, Oh Sweet Rock n’Roll
2.
Safety In Concrete ....I love everything.
3.
(Instrumental)
4.
Magic Money Tree They told us, there is no magic money tree They told us, nothing is for free Then they give it a shake Then they give it a shake And there’s a little magic money For you n’me (x2) Even when the tower block Burned to the ground They said no money could be found And when the Doctors & Nurses said Things were bad They said no money was to be had Now Captain Trips is knockin’ us dead No one sleeps easy in their bed The queue will be longer than you’ve ever seen And ’08 will seem like just a bad dream They told us, there is no magic money tree They told us, nothing is for free Then they give it a shake Then they give it a shake And there’s a little magic money For you n’me (x2) Most of us ain’t born too bright We keep on voting for’ em Cos they do us-Right? Isn’t he lovely with his floppy blonde hair? And another little Bubby shows He’s got a pair Didn’t she look like Mrs Thatcher used to do? As she told us there was nothing that we could do Bullingdon Boys are off shore tax free Look at the fruit on their magic money tree They told us, there is no magic money tree They told us, nothing is for free Then they give it a shake Then they give it a shake And there’s a little magic money For you n’me (x2)
5.
Boot Boy Aggression You see it in the supermarket Down on the street In the eyes of passing strangers And even friends if you could meet There’s a look in their eye And a rising fear Boot Boy Aggression is here, today You ain’t going nowhere People are packing paper How much do you need? Can’t they spare a little For others in their need? Their hearts must be as empty As the toilet paper shelf Boot Boy Aggression is here, today It’s all self, self,self To keep it all together We got to keep it all apart How come you ain’t listening man? Put it in the trolly cart Aggression’s back in fashion Did it ever go away? Boot Boy Aggression Just two steps from the cave. Boot Boy Aggression Cradle to the grave I know we are only human Or so it would appear Some of us more human Than others in their fears What you gonna do? Now the pubs have all gone shut? Take your Boot Boy Aggression Out for Pizza-Bad luck Take your Boot Boy Aggression Save it for better days
6.
Manners 02:47
Manners Manners! Are in short supply Manners! I don’t know why We can’t be a bit more polite To each other Manners! This dying breed Something else we just don’t need Old and archaic it seems Are manners..(x2) Manners! May I offer you my seat? Manners! Take the weight off your feet Pull out a chair for the lady Manners! On the dance floor Old fashion moves No, no more Why must we be a boor? Manners! After you, Do you mind If I do? You first-please, no, please I insist Manners Hold the door Not needed anymore We throw the manners out the door Manners! Good manners no more.
7.
Baby Let Your Hair Grow Long Baby let your hair grow long If it’s the end of days What does it matter anyway? Baby let your grey show through Because there is nothing we can do I can hear the birds better now I can’t hear the motor cars Endless row Baby, let your hair grow long Baby let your bush grow back I always liked it that way As a matter of fact Baby let go of the past It is where it belongs And nothing ever lasts I can hear the birds better now I can’t hear the motor cars Endless row Baby, let your hair grow long.
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(Instrumental)
9.
Misfits 02:27
Misfits Yes Sir! We are the misfits We like toys in their boxes and playing guitar Not what our parents wanted But that’s what we are A misfit mystery to Mum n’Dad Not quite the child they wanted to have Misfits did not enjoy their schooldays Considered by our peers to be probably gay Misfits often got a bloody nose If you are different that’s how it goes When you’re a misfit. And we were misfits Misfits mystified by golf and cars Is it a BMW? No it’s a car To a misfit, And we are misfits Here is our world-take a peek And you will find a happy den of geek No aspirations to the things you seek Cos’ we are misfits No hope of Premier League We were the kid that you, considered a weed We got a note from our Mum So we didn’t have to come - And do it with you Ah woo hoo! Ah woo hoo! Ah woo hoo! We do not seek your approval no more We never loved Football, Rugby, Or anything involving a ball And we don’t need you…. We don’t need YOU AT ALL. Ah woo hoo! Ah woo hoo! Ah woo hoo!
10.
Coffee & Croissants Coffee & croissants Up at ten Bloody dogs are barking again Switch on the ‘Pad Guardian news How do you keep from Gettin’ the blues? When there’s me When there’s me When there’s me I’m always there (And you’re following me…) Eyes roll, fingers wag Got to admit I can be a bit of a slag Loud and uncouth A cause for concern If he won’t listen, how will he learn? But that’s me But that’s me But that’s me I’m always there (And you’re following me…) Tapas & Wine Round about two, “Excuse me Darling there’s Something I must do” “He’s being most tedious, Leaning to the Left, Doesn’t he know I have 2x terms? Experience heft?” Then there’s me Then there’s me Then there’s me I’m always there (And you’re following me) Off to bed But he’ll be up at Ten To try n’make ‘em See sense again To try n’make ‘me See sense again. Until then…X
11.
The Offence 02:52
12.
Square Peg 01:12
(Instrumental)
13.
The New Age 02:45
The New Age We are taking a knee for the New Age We are taking a knee for the New Age There is no you and me We are gender neutral and free It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age Now.. (It’s a Brave New World…) We are taking a knee for the New Year We are taking a knee for the New Year There is no you and me Except …On our knees It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age Now.. (It’s a Brave New World…) We are taking a knee for the New Age We are taking a knee for the New Age Driving fossil free Through the burning trees It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age Now.. (It’s a Brave New World…) We are taking a knee for the New Age We are taking a knee for the New Age This age of Equality Unless it’s you and me It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age It’s our New Age Now.. (It’s a Brave New World…) (Happy New Year…)
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"The Sir Thomas Moore Retirement Home, December 13th, 2059..."
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Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock' n’Roll Star Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock 'n’Roll Star Old Hams never know when to quit the stage A Wizard, a True Star-That’s what you are! Remnant of a Golden Age Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock 'n’Roll Star On, ever on with the Show Glamtastic, Fantastic, Fantasia Soon be time to go Fade away & radiate Fade away Fade away & radiate -Glorious fool Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock 'n’Roll Star Stardust memories from back in the day I hope I’m not boring you, young man If I am- just say Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock 'n’Roll Star No needles, no pills, no car Wrapped ‘round a tree, in Barnes ‘77 Nothing so romantic for me Fade away & radiate Fade away Fade away & radiate -Glorious fool Memoirs Of a (Failed) Rock 'n’Roll Star We are getting very near the end Glamtastic, Fantastic, Rock' n’Roll Show But now it’s time to go.
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Clickbait 11:54
Clickbait I bet I won’t get even one share Does my doe eyed disability Make you even care? I’m a dog, I’m a cat, I’m a Vietnam Vet I’m holding a bit of cardboard Can I please get a share? I bet I won’t get even one share Even though I turn one hundred This very year I bet I won’t get one share today It’s not Clickbait – I swear Can you see what my placard says? It’s says ‘Share this’ today I’m hoping for a thousand clicks I bet I won’t get them Although I am very sick I bet I won’t get a single share Though I sent this to one million accounts! It would only take a minute to share And spread the good vibes about. I bet I don’t get a share What’s up with you? Don’t you care? Don’t you like ugly dogs? You are cruel and callous person There’s no doubt I bet I don’t get even one share With my one remaining floppy ear The trouble with people these days is, They just don’t seem to care I bet I won’t get even one share

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released September 14, 2021

A FLAT WHITE Production 2021AD,

Produced by FLAT WHITE.

Sweet Rock 'n' Roll (Born Late '66) Produced & Arranged by Philip 'Spector' Lewis-Jones

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Flat White UK

Flat White was created by Singer/Songwriter gcw in 2007 when he became bored with being 'gcw'.

Six albums and lotsa mayhem followed until he became lonely and recruited Rixy to make the critically acclaimed 'Misfits' in 2021..

Flat White became a Trio with the recruitment of Drummer Dave Dowdeswell-Allaway in 2022.

New album 'Zeitgeist' is coming sooooon.

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