1. |
Are You Getting It?
01:25
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Are You Getting It?
“Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?”
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Some people are getting it
But most go without
Sex is what we are talking about
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Sticky & sweet
Or trite & in error
In ecstacy or cold gut terror
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
It’s everywhere you look
But nowhere to be found
The world is quite different
To what’s touted around
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Itchy n’scratchy
Not magazine smooth
Too much friction
To get in the groove
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you getting it?
Are you getting it in?
Are you?
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2. |
Hand & Pornography
02:20
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3. |
PC World
02:20
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PC World
I love you, yes I love you
In a pale & pastel way
I love you, yes I love you
I would not defile you in any way
It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want
Except the one thing that you want
I need you, yes I need you
In a deeply wicked way
I need you, yes I need you
Yet I am always turned away
It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want
Except the one thing you want
If I was to lay my hand
On your peachy knee
Would you reciprocate my advance
Or turn and run away from me
I am lustful, I am lustful
To my very deepest shame
I am lustful, I am lustful
Sexually insane
It’s a PC World and you can get anything you want
Except the one thing you want
I love you, yes I love you
In a pink & pastel way
I love you, yes I love you
But It’s a PC World
We live in today.
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Ronnie’s Roving Hands (Touchy Feely)
Ronnie loves the women
And they all love him
At least that what he thinks
Nudge nudge, wink wink,
Nudge nudge wink
As his hands walk all over them
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s Roving hands
Ronnie’s 56, in June, 57
The girls didn’t make this sort of fuss
Back in 1987
Nudge nudge, wink wink,
Nudge nudge wink
He just doesn’t understand
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s Roving hands
The girls all know
What Ronnie’s like
They avoid him on their own
But still he gets a feel in
While they’re on the telephone
Nudge nudge, wink wink,
Nudge nudge wink
Ronnie’s on the case
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s Roving hands
Ronnie has been warned
But the message doesn’t get through
The girls all think a written warning
Is long overdue
Nudge nudge, wink wink,
Nudge nudge wink
Ronnie’s in a spot of bother
Ronnie’s wife just looks away
Turns the other cheek
“You won’t change him now” she says
He’s always been weak
Nudge nudge, wink wink,
Nudge nudge wink
Robbie’s out of time
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s Roving hands
Ronnie gets home late from work
To find his wife has gone away
He just can’t understand it
It wasn’t like this,
Back in the day.
Nudge nudge wink wink
Nudge nudge wink
Ronnies’ home alone
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s Roving hands
Touchy Feely, Touchy Feely
Ronnie’s all alone
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5. |
#metoo
02:41
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#metoo
I come alive when you tell me your woes
There’s no such thing as an average Joe
You’re not ok whatever you say
You’re a sad little puppy
In every way
#metoo,#metoo
Let me in I wanna empathise
With your hurt I will sympathise
Don’t you ever let it go
Because I’m here now to share the show
#metoo,#metoo
Cut me in on the misery stakes
One & all are genuine
There’s no fakes
I’m a bloodsucker but you’d never know
And I’m gonna have a bit of your tale to go
#metoo,#metoo
You’re post traumatic
Six months gone
I was a victim too, you’re not the only one
I’m not gonna let you have your day
Unless I get mine along the way
#metoo,#metoo
I want a slice of you, I want in
You gotta share out your everything
Everything that happened to you
Happened to me too
Oh hash, oh hash, oh hash me too!
#metoo,#metoo
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6. |
Harriet's Harassment
02:20
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Harriet’s Harassment
A new girl’s sitting in her chair
Now Harriet’s not here
Personnel have filed it
So let’s not go there
Mondays are bad enough
No need to drag everyone down
Why bring it up again
Now Harriet’s not around
You know what girls are like
They just can’t take a joke
It’s just blokes, being blokes
The new girl seems alright
Let’s hope she will stay
If Harriet was that bothered
Then why didn’t she just say?
Now everyone’s all quiet like
More than a little brought down
It doesn’t seem the same round here
Now no-one can play the clown
You know what girls are like
They just can’t take a joke
It’s just blokes, being blokes
The new girl’s looking tasty
I reckon she’s alright
If she didn’t want a pat
Why wear her skirt so tight?
She’s quite a little looker
Maybe I’ll try a little charm
She’s nothing much like Harriet
What could be the harm?
You know what girls are like
They just can’t take a joke
It’s just blokes, being blokes
You know what girls are like
They just can’t take a joke
It’s just blokes, being blokes
That’s all.
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7. |
Peeping Tom
02:45
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Peeping Tom
I wake in the morning
Peel back the curtains to greet the dawn
The lights are on across the way
And lo! There is a pair of tits
Staring back at me across the lawn
You, looking at me, looking at you
Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
I really should be pious
I know I should desist
But let’s be honest
A man is a man is a man is man
And it’s so hard to resist
You, looking at me, looking at you
Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
Now you’ve come to my attention
How can I look away?
Are you waving or are you dancer?
In your bathroom across the way
You, looking at me, looking at you
Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
These estates are so packed these days
Every ones on top of one another
Is it any wonder
We are gawping at each other
You, looking at me, looking at you
Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
Each morning I awake
And hope that I will see her
But if she’s staring back at me
Is it Peeping Tom
Or Peeping Thomasina?
You, looking at me, looking at you
Whatcha gonna do ‘bout it?
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8. |
Seniors
02:32
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Seniors
Do old people have sex
Like the youngsters do?
Do old people make love
Like we used to do
I really wanna know
I wish I knew
If the kids get to do it
And the Seniors too
Then why can’t the middle aged
Get some too?
I’ve searched the internet
To find what they do
There’s plenty of sex
But no answers for you
I really wanna know
I wish I knew
If the kids get to do it
And the Seniors too
Then why can’t the middle aged
Get some too?
I know less now
Than I did when young
I just don’t understand
Where I went wrong
I really wanna know
I wish I knew
If the kids get to do it
And the Seniors too
Then why can’t the middle aged
Get some too?
Everyone’s talking
But nothing gets said
About the chilly middle part
Of the marital bed
I really wanna know
I wish I knew
If the kids get to do it
And the Seniors too
Then why can’t the middle aged
Get some too?
GUITAR …!
I guess there’s no answers
Just questions that’s all
Just a generation
Left with sweet fuck all
I’m not mean’t to know
But I wish I knew
If the kids get to do it
And the Seniors too
Then why can’t the middle aged
Get some too?
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9. |
Waiting For Robbie
03:18
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Waiting For Robbie
She’s waiting for Robbie
To sweep her away
No-one else will do
So put your charm away
Waiting for Robbie
He’s coming someday
Keep dreaming the dream
Until the dream is today
Could it ever become a reality?
Oh, Caroline no
What goes on up there?
God only knows
She’s waiting for Robbie
Because he is the best
She’s not going to settle
For anything less
Waiting for Robbie
He’s been taking his time
But he’s gonna be worth it
When he’s by her side
Could it ever become a reality?
Oh, Caroline no
What goes on up there?
God only knows
She’s waiting for Robbie
Because he’s toned & he’s trim
No other man alive
Can ever compete with him
He’s everything she wants
No other will do
She be waiting for Robbie
All her life through
Could it ever become a reality?
Oh, Caroline no
What goes on up there?
God only knows
Waiting for Robbie
They tease her & they say
“You’re wasting your time,
Secretly he’s gay”
But she won’t listen to gossip
And keeps suitors at bay
She’ll be waiting for Robbie
Until the end of her days
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10. |
Is It Wild?
03:33
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Is It Wild?
Is it wild?
Or is it mild?
When you slip into your bed?
If I could lift the roofs
Off all the houses
The secrecy unsaid
Is it wild?
Or is it mild?
Is it all really in your head?
Lies & braggadocio
Nothing like what you said
Is it wild?
Or is it mild?
Fantastic voyage of self deception
A web of ‘fibs’ & chest beating
To satisfy the men
Is it wild
Or is it lies
Is it nothing like reality?
Based on a world
That is decaying more & more everyday
If we could open up the curtains
I’m sure that we would see
That the stories that get told
Are nothing like you & me
I wish that we could tell
At least something like the truth
So we all know what sex is really like
After our youth
Is it wild?
Or is it mild?
When you slip into your bed?
Or are all those stories
Really just in your head?
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11. |
Soft Eddie
01:02
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Soft Eddie
He’s a Tinder Type, left swipe
That Soft Eddie
He’s fifty if he’s a day, and it shows
- Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
He’s been doggin’ me
Doggin’ me
That Soft Eddie
Even through the window glass
Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
He’s texted me again,
That’s four times tonight
That Soft Eddie
He should see a doctor
To put it right
Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
He likes to have a drink, or two
That Soft Eddie
Well he’d better harden up
If he wants a drink
From my cup
That Soft Eddie.
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie
How can you expect to have a sup
If you can’t get it up?
Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh - Soft Eddie.
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12. |
Boys
02:45
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Boys
Boys…
We had it all and we blew it
We were living the dream and we knew it
We were so cocksure about it
Boys…
We’re losing the plot
Boys…
We’re losing the lot
Boys…
Keep swinging
Boys…
In the Brave New World
Boys…
We had a good run admit it
Good game, good game we did it
Bad ‘On the Buses’ bin it
Boys…
We’re losing the plot
Boys…
We’re losing the lot
Boys…
Keep swinging
Boys…
In the Brave New World
Boys…
It’s a new world believe it
We don’t call the shots get it?
If it were football we’d be relegated
Boys…
We’re losing the plot
Boys…
We’re losing the lot
Boys…
Keep swinging
Boys…
In the Brave New World
Boys…
It’s a different world today
Better learn how to walk again
And do it better this time
Boys…
We’re losing the plot
Boys…
We’re losing the lot
Boys…
Keep swinging
Boys…
In the Brave New World
Boys….
We’re all feeling the pinch a little
Life now seems so fickle
Boys….
Only got ourselves to blame
We had it all but we’re losing the plot
We thought we’d sussed it but we’re losing the lot
Took our eye off the ball
And the game has changed forever
Boys…
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Flat White UK
Flat White was created by Singer/Songwriter gcw in 2007 when he became bored with being
'gcw'.
Six albums and lotsa mayhem followed until he became lonely and recruited Rixy to make the critically acclaimed 'Misfits' in 2021..
Flat White became a Trio with the recruitment of Drummer Dave Dowdeswell-Allaway in 2022.
New album 'Zeitgeist' is coming sooooon.
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